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Thursday, 5 November 2009

Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing

The Preacher says,

"Anyone with needs to be prayed for, come forward to the front, at the altar!"

Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you."

Leroy replies:
"Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."
The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays he prays for Leroy.
After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks,"Leroy, how is your hearing now?"





Leroy says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't until next Wednesday."

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